Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Another Joke.

A blonde walked into a store. She walks up to the cashier and says: "See that TV over there? I'd like to purchase it please." The man looks at her and says: "Sorry miss. We don't sell TV’s to blondes." The blonde guesses that the man wouldn't sell it to her because she's blond, so she dyes her hair red and goes back to the store the next day. She goes up to the man at the counter and says: "See that TV over there? I'd like to purchase it." The man looks at her and says: "Sorry, we don't have any TV's." At this point the blonde figures he is not selling it to her just because he recognized her face. So she cuts her hair and disguises herself as a male and goes back to the store the next day. She goes up to the cashier and says in as deep a voice as she can manage: "I'd like to buy the TV over there.” The man says: “Sorry, we don’t sell TV’s to blondes." The blonde takes off her disguise and says: "How did you know it was me???" The man replies: “Easy, miss. We don’t sell TV’s. THAT is a microwave! 

2 comments:

  1. Ha ha ha! Me and my bros read them and loooooooooooved them. Hope you can post some more :)
    Alyssa

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