Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Another Joke.

A blonde walked into a store. She walks up to the cashier and says: "See that TV over there? I'd like to purchase it please." The man looks at her and says: "Sorry miss. We don't sell TV’s to blondes." The blonde guesses that the man wouldn't sell it to her because she's blond, so she dyes her hair red and goes back to the store the next day. She goes up to the man at the counter and says: "See that TV over there? I'd like to purchase it." The man looks at her and says: "Sorry, we don't have any TV's." At this point the blonde figures he is not selling it to her just because he recognized her face. So she cuts her hair and disguises herself as a male and goes back to the store the next day. She goes up to the cashier and says in as deep a voice as she can manage: "I'd like to buy the TV over there.” The man says: “Sorry, we don’t sell TV’s to blondes." The blonde takes off her disguise and says: "How did you know it was me???" The man replies: “Easy, miss. We don’t sell TV’s. THAT is a microwave! 

Monday, December 17, 2012

Jokes of the day.

A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant; first, he'd asked that the air conditioning beturned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down because he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, walking back and forth and never once getting angry. So finally, a second customer asked why didn't they just throw out the pest. "Oh I don't care." said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
 
 A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Christmas countdown number 10

There are only 10 days till Christmas!!!
Comment on which one you like the best.

 Picture #1

 Picture #2





Picture #3 






Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Christmas countdown!!!

Here is a Christmas countdown picture that D chose.

Christmas countdown

And here is the one I chose.

 Christmas countdown #3

Here is one that J chose.


Christmas countdown #1

Here is the one that W chose.

Christmas countdown #2

Hope ya all  enjoyed them.

Saturday, December 1, 2012

SLUMBER PARTY!!!

On Friday we had a slumber party with W,M,and Kimmie.It was really fun my dad and my older brothers were at a mens discipleship.We all had a blast and went to bed at 2:00 playing the ps2 on Tekken 5.Yeah we didn't wake up till 8 which is still early.at 1 we went to the park we were going to walk up to the big A(which stands for Alamogordo)but W6 and D7 wanted to go to the park so we took them to the park right by the fire station and we didn't get back till 4:45pm.Then everyone went home.